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There has been a long “bad reputation” of Joan Jett, initially due to the assassination of Julius Caesar. That’s one of the few Latin phrases that many people get to know: “Et tu, brute?” or roughly, “Are you Brutus too?” This year, we also witnessed a similar sales rep for the princess. Wannabe Princess Meghan Markle’s media career took another hit in her lascivious Netflix family show. Disney Princess Rachel Zegler starred in the highly anticipated “Snow White” remake.
Tolerating a bad reputation makes us the first entry in the crazy month:
1. Highway to Hell: The path to hell is actually in good intentions. When liberals hear the term Amazon, they think it is a huge, important entity that they want to destroy. No, I’m not talking about a Jeff Bezos-owned retailer. I’m talking about South American jungle, close to the location of the latest fake climate change conference.
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To meet the estimated 50,000 attendees at this year’s climate summit, Brazil drew an eight-mile highway in the jungle so they could drive to their destination, possibly a gas-fired SUV. They call the Jungle Boundary Road Avenida Liberdade. More evidence that people with good climates prefer that you do well and that they do well.
2. Select your fighter: Video game fans have played countless one-to-one fighter games like “Street Fighter” and “Mortal Kombat”. To improve their social media game, seven Democratic Congress women were included in a short video titled “Choose your fighter.” The video features a featured appearance on the screen, Fist A-Flyin’. The text under each “character” is certainly memorable, such as “Hate the Balloon” and “Don’t Enter the Hair Dye.” Among the autonomy are New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (“trekkie”) and Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett (“not the early-up person”).
ABC News believes that the worst video of 2025 has been created so far, the “food and health influencer” who participated in the House Democratic creator event. The result is so embarrassing that even CNN host Abby Phillip said, “It seems like it’s just a ridicule.” If you lose CNN, who have you left?
3. The peculiarity of power: The movement of stupid people in the world to separate themselves from cash doesn’t always involve Las Vegas or March crazy bets. Sometimes it’s a simple purchase of something like Cheeto. According to the Associated Press, “A fancy Cheeto that is auctioned like the beloved Pokémon Charizard, the total cost is $87,840.” “3-inch long flame’Hot Cheeto” has 60 auctions. It’s not like Cheeto’s ownership grants Charizard the fire attack or even its flying ability. It’s just an old Cheeto, and the price is just as much to pay under houses that are hard to swallow in most parts of the United States.
4. Turtle time: Saying Turtles and I and many Americans, began to think about Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo. We generally do not consider assisting the Mental Health Advisory Board of Directors of the Oregon Health Administration. Sadly, this is 2025, and JD Holt is one of the “consumers” on the panel. Holt wrote “JD Terrapin” on Facebook, which is obviously not based on the University of Maryland’s fanatic. “I use them, they and turtles as my pronouns,” Holt announced at a virtual conference on December 20.
The Wikipedia Gender Wiki includes references to “tortoise” and even “Tortoisegender” called having a special gender relationship with tortoises. I bet you long to know. This is Oregon, one of the lesser-known sites along Yellow Brick Road. At the December 17 meeting, another member claimed to be the “Luke Shooting Star”. Your taxes are at work.
5. Speaking of turtles: If you are flying anywhere (not flying with Charizard), then you have searched through TSA. Maybe this story will make us all more sympathetic to the TSA staff. A Pennsylvania man attempted to smuggle through the airport by hiding it in his pants. Now, the only turtles I’m familiar with are catching turtles, and you should never put them in your pants.
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Here you may find a little bit of sympathy for TSA. According to the Associated Press, “The turtle was confiscated and it is not clear whether the turtle is a man’s pet or why he is wearing pants.” TSA’s New Jersey federal security director Thomas Carter must respond to this in the record. Not terrorism, just sea turtles. “As we can say, the tortoise wasn’t hurt by the person’s actions.” If Elon Musk brings Doge to New Jersey, Carter will have to announce that the tortoise talk is one of his achievements in the week.
6. Reporter Fighting Club: My pursuit of left-wing “reporters” brought me into the Washington Post columnist and former global insights editor Karen Attiah. She has been active in society, blamed racism on most things, and even cited astrology to show the fall of the American empire. But she answered a satirical post about “Teacher Fight Night” with memorable lines, “I would love to do media/news/writer’s night!”
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She added that in her own “laugh” post, maybe not the White House reporter’s [sic] For dinner, we should just be quarreling for charity/support mutual aid. “It’s entertainment now. Think about the left-handed CNN media guard Brian Stelter against the avid former sports contestant turned TV show host, turning around, Keith Olbermann now. Tell me you’ll be paying or betting if you can pay online or willing. Bride, “They should fight, “pain!”
Thanks, March, six examples of bad delegates and many people who helped achieve this. In the words of Jett’s song “An An” , “I will never care about my bad reputation.” Maybe it’s time for some people in that media to start caring. Until they do, at least they can tease us.
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